I need your help. It’s about boobs. My quandary began with this photo I found on pinterest last week:
Hot, no? I’m a sucker for an elegant backless sweater. A bare back is far sexier, I think, than in-your-face frontal cleavage. And another plus: this is a rare fashion moment where women with small breasts can claim an advantage. Not to put too fine a point on it, but I can shine here.
This here — now that my boobs are front and centre – is where you come in. I’m invited to a wedding in Banff this September. The ceremony takes place outside in the early evening and this combo of an elegant maxi skirt and backless summer knit fits the bill perfectly.
But I do have concerns.
Number one: dancing. I fear one good shoulder shake and my backless sweater might be down at my hips. No one wants that. Anyone have experience with how to dance in a backless shirt? Do I double-tape the sweater to my shoulders?
And, the big one: the bra. I can’t forego it altogether. I’m too old to stick a few Band-Aids over the nipples and call it a day on the bra front. I do have a simple strapless that works under my backless sweater, with a bit of peekaboo. But I’m thinking about the backless bra. Any recommends? Gap makes one.
I do believe our male readership is going to plummet today.