First, welcome back from the weekend. Second, congrats Roopa — you’ve won the tickets to the Rocky Mountain Wine and Food Festival in Banff! Please shoot us an email at firstname.lastname@example.org with your full name and we’ll let you know the details. (*Breaking news: Roopa can’t make it, so….RITA! Please drop us an email. You’re the new winner!) Third, I’m the worst spray tan-goer.
In my defence, I go so rarely — possibly once a year — that I forget all the tips and tricks to ensure a flawless finish. Example: last year, I went to Las Vegas with an orange palm (just one — how’d I do that?). It was so bad that a doorman called me out as I was showing him my ID. This year, the soles of my feet were the victims.
I owe the pedicurist who saw me the next day and scrubbed those puppies clean. I think I’ll try the Mystic Tan again sometime soon, just so I can perfect the art of it. It’s like a challenge now.